I sort of saw the ending coming, but I still laughed out loud at it because it was so, so good. I love the modern fable vibe of these. I would end on a hand pun, but my uncursed hands don't know any.
I immediately thought "wow this character's pretentious" and as soon as the right wing tabloid was dropped into the frame I could see the way this was going... it didn't stop me from laughing out loud at the end though, another master class from Andy
After watching Dracula Unleashed in Andy's FMV Zone, the explanation given for Quincy Morris' death reminded me a lot about this story. Imagine Alexander just being falsely led around by a bunch of weirdos hiding their sex club.
Finally Andy gets to the true horror: Cancel Culture! But seriously I have finally figured out why I love these so much. They remind me of the Magnus Archives.
Finally, I read all the shortstories so far, and I have to say: Andy, you are a master in comedy and horror! Truly, these stories made me laugh out loud and made me shiver while I read it. I'm loving it and it may be inspiring me to write a few short stories of my own.
I like the virtue signalling at the start of the text, what with the charity work and the altruism and such. Its purpose is not apparent at first and had me wondering why Andy felt the need to include it, but then after having finished reading, you understand why the pretentious celebrity narrator would want to drop that in there for their public statement.
Andy really does a stellar job of world building and ratcheting up the tension. You've got to hand it to him
I sort of saw the ending coming, but I still laughed out loud at it because it was so, so good. I love the modern fable vibe of these. I would end on a hand pun, but my uncursed hands don't know any.
I’m sensing satire, Farrant. And it’s very amusing!
Well I for one know the truth when I read it and appreciate all bravery in bringing this to light #SirCelebrityWasHand
I immediately thought "wow this character's pretentious" and as soon as the right wing tabloid was dropped into the frame I could see the way this was going... it didn't stop me from laughing out loud at the end though, another master class from Andy
Ha! I literally watched Body Parts last week and this is a hilarious contemporary take, love it
After watching Dracula Unleashed in Andy's FMV Zone, the explanation given for Quincy Morris' death reminded me a lot about this story. Imagine Alexander just being falsely led around by a bunch of weirdos hiding their sex club.
Finally Andy gets to the true horror: Cancel Culture! But seriously I have finally figured out why I love these so much. They remind me of the Magnus Archives.
Finally, I read all the shortstories so far, and I have to say: Andy, you are a master in comedy and horror! Truly, these stories made me laugh out loud and made me shiver while I read it. I'm loving it and it may be inspiring me to write a few short stories of my own.
Cancel culture refers to when they grow the cancellation in a petri dish at the hospital.
Well that certainly didn't go how I thought it would. Thanks for another great story!
What a joy.
I like the virtue signalling at the start of the text, what with the charity work and the altruism and such. Its purpose is not apparent at first and had me wondering why Andy felt the need to include it, but then after having finished reading, you understand why the pretentious celebrity narrator would want to drop that in there for their public statement.
You know, I’d not be hugely surprised to find someone using this excuse! Love it!
I guess he wore out the good old "my account was hacked" excuse and needed some new angle to avoid accountability
It wasn't as handy as he thought it would be......