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boko06's avatar

I'm loving the recurring theme of how hard it is to be a serial killer these days

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Victoria's avatar

Everybody's always asking where serial killers are, but nobody asks how they are

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Harriet Bedford's avatar

How is one supposed to teach people anything these days?

Horrible. Thank you.

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Victorina's avatar

"“Scold’s bridle" continued his mind, apparently taking part in a fucking pub quiz up there.

Awesome. Hope you win."

Absolutely killed me, well done Andy! An excellent end to (hopefully) a continuing project

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Peter's avatar

Perfect twist as always!

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Victoria's avatar

This is fabulous. Developers and city planners never consult with sadistic game-based serial killers, and our community is less rich for it.

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Jacki's avatar

I laughed so hard as soon as I saw the word "demolish." Gold. Pure and simple.

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Ameena's avatar

Good riddance indeed! Don't want to give away anything in the comments, but I'm loving these stories and their twists.

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Barbara Rowley's avatar

Bravo! I’m truly sorry to see this end - hopefully only for the time being? Thank you so much for these excellent tales.

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Kara Dennison's avatar

What a great one to end on. Thanks for sharing these over the weeks - ever since I heard you mention you’d been writing, I’d been hoping for a chance to read some. Please please keep it up. You are great at this.

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Frances's avatar

As a die hard Saw fan this has been my favourite in a long line of excellent horror shorts!!

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Charzaga's avatar

Loving the scathing satire on property prices in the city. Excellent story as always and looking forward to the next one!

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Wizzy McWizzyton's avatar

Never miss a beat! (P.s. Please don’t tell me it’s the end of the Substack now we’ve got to 12!)

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Moth's avatar

Absolutely incredible work as always!

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Octochan's avatar

Our first and best defense against trap-based serial killers - bureaucracy.

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Joe Springthorpe's avatar

He worked for a spectacle and went up in lights. The end he would've wanted

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Tony B's avatar

You might say he had the time of his life.

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Jelly Bean's avatar

Ah yes the true horror: bureaucracy 😟

Fantastic story as always !

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